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"Attention! The anti-gravity toilets on this level are out of order. We are sorry for this inconvenience, and hope that you can hold it for another twenty thousand light years."
All songs that go up are randomized from a private list, so we may have songs on there that you like too. We are though always open to more suggestions, as between the people who have helped work on this list, it’s still safe to say that we haven’t played every game, listened to every song. Have one you want to see? Comment it down below and we’ll add it to the list.
All songs that go up are randomized from a private list, so we may have songs on there that you like too. We are though always open to more suggestions, as between the people who have helped work on this list, it’s still safe to say that we haven’t played every game, listened to every song. Have one you want to see? Comment it down below and we’ll add it to the list.
Not to be confused with Diamond and Pearl Adventure. Not doing those yet, probably not for a while.
From here on out, the order of events gets confusing. Everything from the start of Red and Blue to the start of Emerald was a linear series of events, one arc followed the other. Here on out, not so much. According to Bulbapedia, the timeline of events post Emerald is Heart Gold/ Soul Silver and Omega Ruby/ Alpha Sapphire happen 3 years after Emerald, then Pokemon Ranger which didn't get localized or printed, it was online only, so I'm not reviewing its manga or its sequel based on Ranger: Shadows of Almia. Roughly 3 years after HGSS is when Diamond and Pearl takes place, with two weeks after that being Platinum which is why they are both being covered here, and then *cough* *cough* years later we get Black and white, then Black 2 and White 2, then X and Y. To my knowledge, Sun and Moon have only recently started being published. That's the stance on the timeline (according to Bulbapedia), lets take a look at the arc itself, shall we?
First, a lot of what happens in this arc can be blamed on accidents and misunderstandings, in terms of the main characters. Diamond and Pearl are aspiring comedians who, thanks to running into two hired body guards, causing the letters the two groups had on them getting mixed up, and wearing scarfs. I wish I was making that up, got a pokedex and starter pokemon each, and become the bodyguards for Lady Platinum Berlitz, who from this point forward I'll be calling Platinum.Platinum, in family tradition, is traveling across the Sinnoh region to collect a stone from the top of Mt Coronet, as she is the air to the Berlitz fame and fortune. That whole "She is the 1%" title joke applies directly to her, because Platinum is not only rich and intelligent, and apparently according to some people on the internet attractive (I don't see it honestly), but she also obtains all the gym badges of Sinnoh, participated in a contest, but also took on the frontier brains, and won if memory serves me correctly, as I actually read the books late February, early March, in less time then Sapphire and Emerald took. I don't count Ruby because she only participated in one whereas he cleared all the contests. Is she a "Mary Sue"? No, because she does have to learn all of that almost on her own. We see her train her team, she's not a god.
Of course, because this is based on the gen 4 games, they run into Team Galactic, and I'll be honest, I love the way they portrayed the four main members of the team. Mars is always really up beat to the point where its surprising someone like that is a villain, Saturn is actually so insecure and controlling that he acts tougher then he is, Jupiter is basically a bad-ass, kinda generic Bond like villain to the point that I can't help giving her a tough Russian/ German accent. You call it racist now but there's no denying its easy to make anyone sound like a bad-ass if you give them one of those accents... and the right voice. Cyrus is basically a psudo god, to the point where I'm surprised they made Magnezone and Probopass that powerful in the story. And of course, we have the best champion of all time, and she's basically ripped straight out of the games, and given a bad-ass boost. I love the way they portrayed Cynthia here, it works so well for her. No one has matched her as a champion for many, many reasons, here is just one of them.
The arc itself does closely follow the events of the games, at least Diamond and Pearl. It's not one for one, due to the fact that there needs to be a story there, but it is relatively close. Most changes coming around the seventh gym and the attack on the lakes, and the platinum part of the arc is its own unique story based on the post game content of Platinum. If you've come this far in the books, then you may as well go all the way. Next review is going to be an Opening Impressions of Ducktales, and of course there is the Playlist videos every weekday, and the Journals on the weekend. Enjoy.
Ahh Jubilife. Aside from getting a Poketch, you were basically useless to me. Cures you no wireless router :/
All songs that go up are randomized from a private list, so we may have songs on there that you like too. We are though always open to more suggestions, as between the people who have helped work on this list, it’s still safe to say that we haven’t played every game, listened to every song. Have one you want to see? Comment it down below and we’ll add it to the list.
See, I'm torn here. I don't know what to say. Should I make a joke about this being the true show Adagio and the sirens welcomed us too, or if I should make a joke about Mario finally admitting he's as much of a drug addict as Otto is from The Simpsons. Decisions decisions.
All songs that go up are randomized from a private list, so we may have songs on there that you like too. We are though always open to more suggestions, as between the people who have helped work on this list, it’s still safe to say that we haven’t played every game, listened to every song. Have one you want to see? Comment it down below and we’ll add it to the list.
Remember the days when Mario launched with systems? I... think I do...
All songs that go up are randomized from a private list, so we may have songs on there that you like too. We are though always open to more suggestions, as between the people who have helped work on this list, it’s still safe to say that we haven’t played every game, listened to every song. Have one you want to see? Comment it down below and we’ll add it to the list.
“Today is the day our new employee arrives, yes, yes!”
So while Marissa leads the town and stalks Meregue, I’ve got
the pleasure of being a Happy Home Designer. Well at least it’s not Amiibo Festival,
I think I’d die if I had to play that every day. Trust me when I say days in
Happy Home Designer are nowhere near as long as days can be in New Leaf. So,
don’t be surprised if these are far shorter then Marissa’s New Leaf posts. The
rule with this is that one in game day equals one real world day, even if one
in game day is about five minutes (which is great for me as it means I can do
these while rendering videos). So, what do you get up to on day one of the game?
First, character customization. While in NL (for the record,
as it’ll get annoying to say it going forward, NL means New Leaf and HHD means
Happy Home Designer for these posts), your facial features are determined by
the questions you ask Rover, whereas here, in what I’m unofficially calling
Holicity (Marissa’s being Mediaton, here being Holicity, get it?!), you do get
full face customization to your own preference. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get a
picture of my face day 1 so the face reveal will have to wait at the time I’m
writing this part, but it will happen one day! Unfortunately, as well,
character customization isn’t as in depth here (no going to work in PJ’s for me
☹) but there are other accessories, according to the
game, that I can get later down the line for my head. So yay?
After a basic introduction to the team, staring you as “the
one who will do everything in this game because you’re not an NPC”, Lyle,
Digby, Lottie and Tom “break your leg benders” Nook, you’re tasked with
designing your first home. A home that has “all things Cute, a lovely
atmosphere and is an utterly charming room” because NPC houses are one room
buildings in Animal Crossing, and you’re given access to an assortment of items
that have a very clear cut theme to them, in that they are varying shades of
pink, and have a heart pattern to them, all for your co-worker Lottie. She
couldn’t do it herself due to being so busy which work, which is understandable.
Allow me to show you what I did with the place.
I tried to go for a comfortable, yet functional room
including a desk station with a digital overhead clock, eating area for guests,
and a bed to sleep in with a large rug to cover the birch wood floor panelling and
to bring the room together. Trust me when I say none of that’s mandatory, and
depending on the random villagers I get, I may or may not be showing that off.
For science, of course. Lottie though was happy with it and with her seal of approval,
I went back to the office to stay the night, as I don’t get a home to myself… Truly,
the lifestyles are vastly different between the two games. Onward to day 2!
Day 2
So after coming from a house that I'll never see, in a uniform that may never get washed. I arrive to work to find a panicking Lottie, and my first customer, for tutorials are not done yet, and you must move Goldie into her hew house. Goldie, loves books, loves them, and wanted to live in a forest of books. Admittedly, I was tempted to give her exactly what she wanted, and fill her house with nothing but books, but that is a punishment that I'll save for those who... deserve it...
Still, I like to keep customers happy, and decorated her house as she asked. A lot of Green wooden furniture, two large bookcases full of books, a pile of books on her table, and her record player to which I forget the name, which has shown me that there is music options for the houses, so now every house will get one. Besides, they don't need things like kitchens and bathrooms... right? I also learned of a new power I have, the power of telekinesis over living things. Not just plants, but villagers. Trust me, I'll be showing pics off in Day 3, but believe me, it is hilarious, and kinda makes me think of this. No idea why...
After her free Airplane lessons, Goldie did enjoy her house and taught me Joy in the process, now this automaton with the powers of a god can blend in better with the living folk... With another client happy, it is onto Day 3.
Day 3
Couldn't find a image of him that wasn't tiny, so here's his amiibo card
This automaton is getting sick of your tutorials you questionably happy game...
Alas, yes, there are more tutorials, being a "Client List" allowing you to travel to completed houses, and the LR=Camera, so here's a face reveal.
The other "tutorial" in this was outdoor clients, basically you can go outside and see if people are interested in you making a house for them. Our newest victim... I mean client, is Lopez, who wanted a metropolitan styled house. I think its safe to say I did that, correct, Lopez?
The game does unfortunately get repetitive very quickly, hence why I stick to doing them by weeks.
Day 4
Who's bright idea was it to make me work for my own work? What kind of backwards logic is that?
So because there are no clients booked in, I have to step outside and find clients. And who do I find? a Blue frog and a black horse that seems to hate the colour spectrum and sticks with the extremes. I managed to get in contact with mayor stalker, get her opinions on the decision, and it turned out it was the horse's lucky day. Congratulations... Roscoe, you're getting a house.
"A Black and White Bastion"? Seriously? You're one step away from depressed goth levels of bleak. It's so bleak I can make it look like I killed you on your bed. See?
Still, it is insulting that you think my artistic tastes are, and I quote, "GOOD", not only did you not need to yell but you also call my genius sub par. You wanted my work, and this is what you do to show it? I should have given you a worse house. "Thanks for teaching me Aggression you bleak foal.
Day 5
I think its almost time I got a promotion.
Before going back outside to scalp for more customers, I was informed by my lazy boss and Isabelle of a town work project I'll be tasked with designing tomorrow. Unfortunately I wasn't able to ask what the state of stalker mayor's town is. I only have a basic idea of what it is at the time I write this, something about installing hydrants and benches...
At least the choices today were easier to pick, in theory. There is only room for one automaton in this village, so the walking fruit gets a house. That was my logic before seeing what I got myself into. All the jerk gave me to work with was fruit, bloody fruit. This abomination of science drove me insane. They wanted fruit, they got fraging fruit! That fact that you like the hoarder design for your house also disgusts me. HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS?!
Day 6
From houses to a School with one class room? Eh, lets see where this goes.
It is a tiny school though when all that's needed is a Teacher's desk, four desks, and four seats, in one room. Truly, this will house the growing minds of tomorrow. I do believe Isabelle will agree, I decided to make some more use of the room, turning it into a lecture hall with a few extra facilities. Still wish the school could have been a full school and not a room, I get bored sometimes and would like more of a challenge then just designing one room.
I was riding on a train and on my
way to a new town. I left my last town for a breath of fresh air. I’m not going
to leave forever I will visit another time, although we are not thinking of
that town right now. I’m on my way to Mediaton, a town with a river that leads
into the western sea. It was a newer town that was recently put on the map.
When I got off the train I was
greeted by four residents of the town. It seemed that they planned a welcoming
party…although this is the first time I was meeting them, it was really weird.
The yellow dog even insisted I was mayor for some reason. I think they were
mistaken; maybe they are looking for another human? Before I could argue the
yellow dog dragged me to the town hall to discuss further. She said her name
was Isabelle, the mayor’s secretary, or really my secretary. She gave me an ID and told me to go find a house. She
pointed me the way to Nook’s Homes on the map. Nook was really generous to let
me place a plot down for a house since there were no vacant houses. The best we
can do is a tent but it’ll be cozy enough for the day. I’m sure I can quickly
get enough money to pay off the mortgage. I know my ways. My house is placed
near some neighbors and the local shop. I wanted a pretty convenient place.
I went back to the Town Hall to
tell Isabelle that I successfully placed my roots down. She gave me a small
tree to celebrate the official founding of Mediaton. During the celebration I
saw all the residents there, but there was one that caught my eye. She was a
rhino but she looked particularly sweet. Maybe it was because she looks like a
cupcake? I learned that her name was Merengue and her house wasn’t too far from
mine. The first thing I did after the celebration was meet her, with all the
other villagers of course.
The villagers were kind to me, but
I wasn’t sure it was just because I somewhat have authority over them. I wasn’t
officially the mayor yet but they treat me as such. First there’s Biff, who is
a Hippo that’s into sports. Despite his buff appearance, he’s somewhat of a
dork. He lives next to Wendy who is an outgoing nerdy sheep. She comes across
as someone who updates their social media pretty often. I should remind myself
to share my profiles with her. Chester is a panda that appreciates older
antique things. He enjoys newer things sure, but his love is in old black and
white movies and history books. I forgot about Naomi the cow, but she doesn’t
speak much. She’s the most secluded from all the other villagers. Why her house
is behind Town Hall is beyond me.
Then there is Merengue. I have to
admit it she’s cute, no, she’s downright adorable. She has a huge interest in
baking and she watches restaurant shows all the time. I talked to her so often
that day, she joked that it almost felt like I was stalking her. Maybe I should
give her a break. She grew enough attached to me that she gave me the nickname
“Muffin”. Since she was so into baking, I’m not surprised I would be called a
food item.
I
did a lot that day. I met a ton of people, found some furniture, and even paid
off my house. Even though there were construction sounds outside my house, I slept like a rock in a coma that night. Note: This will be a weekly series, all of the days of this week will be released on this upcoming Saturday April 8th 7am AEDT
All songs that go up are randomized from a private list, so we may have songs on there that you like too. We are though always open to more suggestions, as between the people who have helped work on this list, it’s still safe to say that we haven’t played every game, listened to every song. Have one you want to see? Comment it down below and we’ll add it to the list.
All songs that go up are randomized from a private list, so we may have songs on there that you like too. We are though always open to more suggestions, as between the people who have helped work on this list, it’s still safe to say that we haven’t played every game, listened to every song. Have one you want to see? Comment it down below and we’ll add it to the list.
